Freitag, 29. Juni 2012

Panem et circenses [Brot u. Spiele] - Vom tragischen Irrtum des Viktualienorakelzeremonienmeisters


Tja... so war das auch schon bei den alten Gladiatorenkämpfen:
der Bessere gewinnt. Basta!
An dieser Stelle daher erstmal einen herzlichen Glückwunsch an die italienische Mannschaft.

Man könnte allerdings auch die Schuld an der gestrigen Niederlage der deutschen Ölf im tragischen Irrtum des Viktualienorakelzeremonienmeisters (s.Bild 2) suchen, der nach bestem Wissen und Gewissen sich (erfolgreich) bemüht hatte, nach alter EM-Tradition wieder einmal eine landestypische Spezialität des "Gegners" zuzubereiten um diese anschließend in erlauchtem Kreise zu kredenzen und gemeinschaftlich zu verspeisen.
Zu dumm nur, daß der Meister sich ausgerechnet Pizza als Orakelfood ausgeguckt hatte, welche hier zwar landläufig gemeinhin mit Italien assoziiert wird, allerdings nicht gerade ein typisch italienisches Gericht darstellt. Zumindest nicht unbedingt aus Sicht der dortigen Eingeborenen. Vielleicht hätte eine typische Pasta-Variation mehr Erfolg gebracht, wir wissen es nicht. Jedenfalls kam mein diesbezüglicher Hinweis und meine Besorgnis sowieso zu spät, da sich besagtes Flädle bereits im Ofen befand. Auch die Anwendung weiterer heiliger Devotionalien, wie zwei Edelgrappen (zumindest einer davon), ein Regenverhinderungsrettungsschirm und schnödes Beten, lieferten nicht das gewünschte Ergebnis. Mir hätte schon ein Licht aufgehen können, als sich dunkle Wolken am Firmament zusammenrotteten.
Was solls... Shit happens.

(klick big !)
















Am Sonntag gibts dann hier was für die Oldtimer- und Dampflokfans zu gucken. Wird reichlich bebildert Anfang nächster Woche in diesem Blog verwurstet.
Bis dahin Euch allen ein schönes Wochenende !

Kommentare:

  1. Mamma Mia, diese Pizza isse nix runde. Fußball isse runde, müsse maken runde Pizza, isse so einfach ^^.

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  2. Pissa niggedse runde iste? siehte ause wie Handtuche ausse Wolle nach 90°e Grade gewasche Maschin und Farbe raus....
    andiamo: neggsde Wme kommede bestimmte Amigo! Musse du esse Handkäs un trinke de Äppeler capito - danne vielleichte klappete besser ;-))

    schönes Wochenende von hinterm Schwarzen Berg

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  3. wo bleibt das letzte Wort, xs4all? Hats dir die Sprache verschlagen oder liegst du an gepanschtem spanischen Olivenöl danieder?

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  4. SANTAMARIAMARGHERITTABOLOGNESE !
    Madre di Deodorante !!!
    DAS war der Grund. Der Ball ist rund, die Pizza war es nicht !
    Wir hätten es wissen müssen. Verdammt !

    Und nee... kein Olivenöl, hombre. Der Tatmord im Ersten war wichtiger gestern. *g*

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  5. Frankfurter Tatort klingt nach Heimweh nach dem eigentlich wichtigen Idiom ;-)

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  6. Dem eigentlich wichtigen Idiom ?
    Du meinst 'Äbbelwoi' ? ;-)

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  7. einem intelligenten Zeitgenossen reicht eine Metapher - prima ;-))

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  8. Antworten
    1. ich zitiere mal die Band Bresslufd:

      "Ebbelwoi - inn de Hals enoi, unn isser mol drin, dann shice merr dinn..."

      in diesem Sinne: proschd

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  9. Viktualienorakelzeremonienmeister8. Juli 2012 um 09:26

    Oh my god, wie konnte mir nur dieser Fauxpas passieren? Natürlich musste die Pizza rund und nicht eckig sein!!!
    Ich werde jetzt dringendst den Jakobsweg beschreiten müssen um mich für kommende Aufgaben zu rüsten.

    rund muss sie sein, rund und nochmals rund
    *kopfklatsch*

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    1. Nicht aufgeben - das kann noch werden ;-))

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